I received this in an email from a friend of mine and I just cracked up! I had to share enjoy the humor. Thanks Tracy!
HOW TO BE GRACIOUS
Jennifer’s wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could
dampen her excitement – not even her parent’s nasty divorce.
Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would
be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!
A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her
father’s new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!
Jennifer asked her father’s new young wife to exchange it,
but she refused. “Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this
dress, and I’m wearing it,” she replied.
Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ”Never mind
sweetheart. I’ll get another dress. After all, it’s your special day.”
A few days later, they went shopping, and did find another
gorgeous dress for her mother.
When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother,
”Aren’t you going to return the other dress? You really don’t have another
occasion where you could wear it.”
Her mother just smiled and replied, ”Of course I do, dear…..I’m
wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night BEFORE the wedding.”
(NOW I ASK YOU – IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO
WOULDN’T ENJOY THIS STORY?)
Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and
touched often. But push the wrong button and you are disconnected!
Women are Angels. And when someone breaks our wings….
We simply continue to fly …….. on a broomstick….. We are flexible like that.